Brendan Keenan

NAME:
Brendan Keenan
DATE OF BIRTH:
16 SEP 1983
HEIGHT: 5'9
WEIGHT: 170
SHOESIZE: 9
NATIONALITY:
Canadian

Brendan Links

WHICH BOARDS DO YOU RIDE?

Bataleon Evil Twin new 157

WHICH BOARDS DO YOU USE FOR WHAT KIND OF RIDING/CONDITIONS?

I ride the Evil Twin 157 for hitting jumps, cliffs, lines, in the backcountry. The Evil Twin 154 in the park, and the Rocker 149 for jibbin.

WHAT DOES TRIPLE BASE TECH DO FOR YOU?

gives me a hard on.

WHAT IS ACCORDING TO YOU THE DIFFERENCE OF TBT COMPARED TO OTHER BOARDS?

The TBT lets you lean with ease on deep turns in the pow, and keeps you a float in the deep sections.

IF I AM NOT SNOWBOARDING I AM....

Surfing or skateboarding

WHAT IS BETTER SNOW OR BOARDING?

I don't understand?

Questions

  • I am a boy.
  • I am a girl.
  • I am shorter than 5'4.
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I don't give a fuck what I look like
  • I wear glasses. sometimes
  • I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
  • I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
  • I have freckles.

Family/Home Life

  • I've sworn at my parents.
  • I've run away from home.
  • I've been kicked out of the house.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday.

School/Work

  • I'm in school
  • I have a job
  • I've fallen asleep at work/school.
  • I almost always do/did my homework.
  • I've missed a week or more of school.
  • I failed more than 1 class last year.
  • I've stolen something from my job.

Embarrassment

  • I've slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry.
  • I've peed from laughing.
  • I've laughed so hard I've cried.
  • I've shat my pants sometime in the last 5 years
  • I've glued my hand to something.
  • I grabbed Tindy once

Health

  • I've gotten stitches/staples.
  • I've broken a bone.
  • I've broken more than one bone.
  • I've had my tonsils removed.
  • I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend
  • I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I had a serious surgery.
  • I've had chicken pox.
  • I've had measles.
  • I've had an STD

Travelling

  • I've driven over 500 miles in one day
  • I've been on a plane.
  • I've been on a boat.
  • I've flown in a helicopter.
  • I have been in a snowcat.
  • I've been to Canada.
  • I've been to Japan.
  • I've been to Alaska
  • I've been to Europe.
  • I've been to Africa.

Experiences

  • I've seen a shooting star.
  • I've seen a meteor shower.
  • I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I've been skydiving.
  • I've gone skinny dipping.
  • I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
  • I've crashed a car.
  • I've been skiing.
  • I've been rollerblading.
  • I've seen the Northern lights.
  • I've sat on a roof top at night.
  • I've played chicken.
  • I've ridden in a taxi.
  • I've eaten sushi.
  • Relationships

    • I'm single.
    • I'm in a relationship.
    • I'm engaged.
    • I'm married.
    • I've gone on a blind date.
    • I've been the dumped once.
    • I miss someone right now.
    • I have a fear of abandonment.
    • I've gotten divorced.
    • I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
    • I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    • I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    • I've had a crush on a teacher.
    • I have kissed a stranger.

    Honesty

    • I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    • I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    • I've snuck out of my house.
    • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    • I am keeping a secret from the world.
    • I've chickened out on a jump
    • I've cheated on a test.
    • I've run a red light.
    • I've been suspended from school.
    • I've witnessed a crime.
    • I've been in a fist fight.
    • I've been arrested. charged/summoned.

    Drugs/Alcohol

    • I've consumed alcohol.
    • I regularly drink.
    • I've passed out from drinking.
    • I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
    • I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
    • I've eaten shrooms.
    • I've popped E.
    • I've inhaled Nitrous.
    • I've done drugs.
    • I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
    • I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
    • I have been anorexic or bulimic.
    • I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
    • I've hurt myself on purpose.
    • I've woken up crying.

    Random

    • I can sing well.
    • I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
    • I watch the news.
    • I don't kill bugs.
    • I curse regularly.
    • I sing in the shower.
    • I am a morning person.
    • I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
    • I know how to shoot a gun.
    • I believe in ghosts.
    • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
The Keenan's smile!

The Keenan's smile!

Brendan loves roastbeef :-)

Brendan loves roastbeef :-)

Don't you know I'm loco ???

Don't you know I'm loco ???

Violent and agressive... Brendan's style!

Violent and agressive... Brendan's style!

Simply in his garden.

Simply in his garden.

After work portrait

After work portrait