NAME: Vicci Miller
DATE OF BIRTH: Ageless
HEIGHT: Tallish
WEIGHT: Fattish
SHOESIZE: I don't have whale feet
NATIONALITY: ENGLISH
WHICH BOARDS DO YOU RIDE?
The Distortia and ViolenzaWHICH BOARDS DO YOU USE FOR WHAT KIND OF RIDING/CONDITIONS?
Distortia for everything except backcountry then the Violenza rules.WHAT DOES TRIPLE BASE TECH DO FOR YOU?
Makes me ride hard. Gives me a feeling that riding was one of those basic skills you learnt at birth, like walking.WHAT IS ACCORDING TO YOU THE DIFFERENCE OF TBT COMPARED TO OTHER BOARDS?
Like the great theories since time began, luckly now thanks to Bataleon TBT is a reality as if the world really was flat we would have a lot of dead sailors.IF I AM NOT SNOWBOARDING I AM
feeling I have lost a limb..WHAT IS BETTER SNOW OR BOARDING?
They both fall from the sky but I would have to say Snow as you cannot eat boarding.DO YOU BELIEVE IN BEING ABLE TO TELL THE FUTURE BY THE SHAPE OF YOUR SHIT IN THE MORNING?
I tend to not look as I am holding my nose.DO YOU HAVE OTHER SUPERSTITIOUS WAYS FROM WHICH YOU GET 'FUTURE CLUES'?
If my coffee gets cold it means I am busy and will not have a good day.PLEASE PREDICT THE FUTURE OF SNOWBOARDING IN 2015
Warming up to Global StandardsPLEASE PREDICT THE STATE OF THE WORLD IN 2050
We shall all wear silver lycra and be controlled by machines with red robot eyes.DO YOU DO ANY KIND OF EXERCISE, YOGA, HEALTHY EATING, MENTAL COACHING, ZEN MEDITATION TO STAY IN SHAPE?
No poo watching just about covers all that for me.HOW 'GREEN' ARE YOU ON A SCALE FROM 1-5?
Try and be a 5 but reality would be a 3 I need to recycle more shit.PLEASE PLACE TEH FOLLOWING IN YOUR PREFERRED ORDER BY
D. BACKCOUNTRY KICKERSE. POWDER RIDING
H. ROAD GAPS
G. FRONT/BACKFLIPS
C. PARK JUMPS
J. HAVING BAD SEX WITH A HOT CHICK
B. JIBS
A. HANDRAILS
I. EATING FOOD
F. CARVING
K. HAVING GREAT SEX WITH A NOT SO HOT GIRL
HERE ARE SOME MORE QUESTIONS
QUESTIONS ON OBSESSIVENESS
Are you compelled to wash your hands even though you know them to be clean?
NoDo you sometimes have a thought or image that you can't get out of your head? (give eaxmple if yes)
Yes - What wOuld happen if I got bored talking to the person in front of me and flew away.Do you sometimes have ideas run through your head repeatedly that you would like to stop but can't? (give eaxmple if yes)
YesDo you indulge in superstitious rituals like avoiding the cracks in the pavement when you walk or lining up items to have perfect symmetry? (give eaxmple if yes)
Yes I have to hold my breath through tunnels for luck otherwise it's a bad omen. This is not recommended if you are driving to Austria from france on your own as a) this is a slightly dangerous sport and b) Switzerland really knowshow to build some big bad ass tunnels.Are you obsessional about locking up drawers, windows, suitcases, etc?
No if people want to smell my dirty socks let them.Does dirt frighten or disgust you?
No I love it.If you are staying somewhere, do you make a point of planning the escape route in case of fire?
Maybe but only in case of boredom or a great nearby bar.Are you easily irritated by things that are out of place or disorderly?
No chaos theory was invented when the dude saw the state of my board bag.Do you keep careful accounts of the money you spend?
No my accountant leprechaun keeps a track of all my travel (bar) receipts in various jean pockets.Do you worry about catching infections from other people? (give eaxmple if yes)
Yes and most women I know never sit on a public toilet seat I am not alone. (makes you wonder why they even need them?)Do you usually insist on doing a task yourself rather than trusting somebody else to do it properly?
Depends on the task when it comes to building walls or riding my bike I am a bit of a control freak but cooking washing and most day to day activities I don't mind letting someone else take control!Do little inaccuracies or wrong pronunciations by a TV presenter make you angry?
Yes they are paid enough to do their research properly. Its not as bad as film mistakes though, that kills the film for me and 2 hours of my life!!Do you hoard all kinds of materials (clothes, magazines, etc) in case they come in handy one day? (give eaxmple if yes)
Not any more I have been homeless for 7 years now and ryanair's policies on weight issues have meant that I generally don't hoard or import immigrants anymore.Would you rather go without something than feel obliged to another person?
No ill accept a gift from someone as long as I repay them or someone else back, I love the karma shit.Do you write everything down and make lists, even of things you have to do in the same day?
Yes the leprechaun has squeezed my brain to the size of a medium sized goldfish named bob.Would you describe yourself as a perfectionist?
NoAre you upset if your regular routine is disturbed by unforseen events?
NoWould you describe yourself as an easy-going person?
Maybe going somewhere but easy ...never.Do you like a highly disciplined life with strict routine?
Yes I brush my teeth at least once a day.Are you quite happy to borrow money or buy things you want on credit?
No credit cards are satans spawn. Don't have it don't need it.Are you repelled if somebody's pet dog licks you on the hand?
Maybe depends if it is cute or not, weither it is drooling at the mouth and if it has both eyes looking straight at me or not.Would you drive over the speed limit if you were in a hurry? (if yes how much)
Depends if you are in a car/bike faster than the cops.Do you go through a set routine on retiring to bed that if broken would cause you great difficulty in getting to sleep? (if yes give example)
Have to drink water otherwise I have the Lake Geneva thirst dream where I ground everybodies boats and they get mad and I cant run away.Do you like to play games where you don't know what's going to happen next? (give eaxmple if yes)
Yes � However depends on who is making the forfeits upQUESTIONS ON SENSATION-SEEKING
Do you like a good deal of variety and change in your life?
Yes I doWould you like to ride in a racing car at 180 m.p.h.?
Yes please but would prefer a ducatiDo you like to be in a climate that has very even temperatures? (what temperatures)
Only in winterWould you take drugs that were likely to have strange effects on you such as causing hallucinations?
Yes I would like to take mesculin with naked Indians in a rainforest.Do you like to mix with people who are wild and unpredictable?
No they generally tend to ruin a good game of bingoWould you like to learn to fly an aeroplane?
Yes but I would be scared of myselfWould you consider going to a girl-swapping party? (Why not if no?)
Yes it would be fun to swap me.Do you prefer paintings that are subtle and discreet rather than vivid and shocking?
I like the ones where they have vomited after 10 hours of drinking and then sell it for 10 million, making that much is a art form.Do you sometimes say something surprising just to see how people will react to it? (give eaxmple if yes)
No it comes naturally saying something stupid at the wrong moment, that is actually and art form too.If you were offered the opportunity to take part in a parapsychological experiment, would you accept? (you are in one)
Only if it wasn't made up by danny and he didn't psycho analyse me after.Would you rather mix with people of your own kind than with foreigners who have strange customs? (give eaxmple if yes)
I am a Sunday paper, pickle eating, shandy drinking souvvener from London mate nah wot I mean bruv, I live in france where everyone has a beret, a glass of pastis for breakfast and a perma baguette under their arm. Nuff said.Do you dislike people who play practical jokes?
Yes it is infantileDo you like to try out unusual ways of making love?
Yes but not with donkeysDo you often long for excitement?
Where is this leading.....?Is boredom a feeling that you strongly dislike?
If you are suggesting something with the donkeys I would rather not thankyou very much.Would you rather read a book than go to a wild party? (if yes what kind of book)
Maybe the bibleDo you find you make plans but don't carry them out?
Yes I still have not washed those socksDo you have many fears or phobias? (give eaxmple if yes)
Marmite. Yellow and black is the colour of danger, just ask a wasp.Would you prefer to withdraw from noisy, colorful or chaotic environments?
What would I be left with a padded cell?Would you be excited at the prospect of playing "truth or dare"amongst friends?
No caus you always end up talking about sex and it gets boring I know all the sorded shit my friends have done and I saw boogie nights at 12 nothing shocks me now.QUESTIONS ON SOCIABILITY
Do you like going out a lot? (where to if yes)
When the white coats let me.Do you often need understanding friends to cheer you up?
I have a friend that dances in inappropriate places that cheers me upGenerally, do you prefer reading to meeting people?
You can do both if you read to the people you meet.Generally, do you prefer fucking people to meeting them?
Women are famed for doing more than one thing at any one time so again reading and fucking someone you just met is a great multi tasker.Are you fairly talkative when you are with a group of people?
NoCan you usually let yourself go and have a good time at a party? (how much alcohol is needed if no)
No half a glass of sherryDo you hate being with a crowd who play practical jokes on one another?
No but I am slightly bored of always being blown up though.Do you like talking to people so much that you never miss a chance of talking to a stranger?
No most of the time strangers are more interesting and they feel obliged to stay a while.If you were making a business enquiry, would you rather write than discuss it on the telephone?
Again normally writing it down whilst telephoning, doing my hair, nails, drinking coffee and listening to the radio and tv.Do you enjoy spending long periods of time by yourself?
Yes when I am asleep and dreamingAre you relaxed and self confident in the company of other people?
Only if they are attractiveAre you more distant and reserved than most people?
Depends who I am chatting up.Do you like mixing with lots of other people?
Tribal instinct yesDo you easily make new friends with members of your own sex?
Yes but I am not a lesbian anymore.Do you like to tell jokes and stories to groups of friends? (give example if yes)
Around a fire with a cup of cocoa....Do you enjoy talking and playing with young children? (bit of a scary question ignore this one)
Same mental age I see where they are coming from.Are you apprehensive about going into a room full of strange people?
Depends if they are nakedHave you ever seriously felt that you might be happier living by yourself on a desert island?
No I would bore myself into playing practical jokes and end up blowing myself and the island up.Do you sometimes feel uncomfortable when people get close to you physically?
No as long as they don't drool or lick my feet.Is it important to you to be liked by a wide range of people?
No one maybe nice thoughDo you spontaneously introduce yourself to strangers at social gatherings?
Yes and talk at them in a loud voice whilst chewing with my mouth open.Would you rather spend an evening talking to one interesting person of your own sex than being with a large crowd of friends?
Depends if she is fit.Do you like to be in the middle of things?
Only in a riotDo you enjoy solitary activities such as reading or watching TV on your own?
YesAre you inclined to avoid people whenever possible?
YesWould you be unhappy if you were prevented from making numerous friends?
No I prefer talking to my goldfish anywayDo you usually prefer to be with companions than do things on your own?
Yes then you can get them to do it while you sit on your assDo you like to have a full calendar of engagements?
No weddings and funerals mainlyAre you inclined to limit your acquaintances to a select few?
Yes dog, cat, pig and bob les poisson rougesDo you often feel ill at ease with other people?
Depends if they like fishQUESTIONS ON BELIEF
There is no survival of any kind after death.
False I am to be a fairy when I dieThe Church should attempt to increase its influence on the life of the nation.
No they could stop spending our money on gold though.Most religious people are hypocrites.
No just kids that like bedtime storiesThe Church is the main force for good in the society.
It's a good main force when it comes to cakeReligious beliefs of all kinds are just superstition.
FAirys, leprechauns and angels exist.The Universe was created by God.
And a big explosionThe idea of God is an invention of the human mind.
and its invention of chocolate cheesecakeThe average man can lead a good life without religion.
but will then burn in hell when he diesWe should believe without question all that we are taught by the Church.
especially the bit about how good the blood is when it ages a little bit and is not bought in a box.Sunday observance is old-fashioned and should cease to govern our behavior.
Well when would we rest and eat cake?My religion is the only true religion.
And the religion of Bataleon shall reign forever in the hearts and minds of men and fairies.There are no such things as "supernatural powers".
Only superman spider man and the chick who cannot die in HeroesReligions have done more harm in the course of history than they have done good.
They brought wine to the masses thoughI believe in reincarnation and that what happened to me in past lives affects the way I am today.
I will fly with silver wings and a Distortia strapped to my feet.The paranormal is ignored by science because it threatens their vested interests.
Ghosts wear vests?I believe in UFOs.
Inside I feel green.I believe in the coming New Age of the next millennium.
Even although I wont be around to see it.I regularly read my star sign in the papers. (if true what is your start sign)
Cancer although I rang Mystic Meg and she said i wont actually catch it and die.I believe it is possible, at least for psychics, to communicate to the dead and to foretell the future.
No but how else can you make money by rolling your head about and drooling... art form again.Telepathy is a commonplace occurrence.
Know what I mean?I don't believe anything I read in the papers.
So George Bush doent really exist then?I believe there is evidence of a global conspiracy byinternational bankers.
Yeah they are average dudes who handle your money and become very rich errr.... Is it not black and white?I believe only what I can see in front of my eyes or touch with my hands.
No I cant touch farther Christmas or see him so that's not true.Most beliefs are fixed ideas which prevent you from perceivingthe real truth.
If you believe your ideas come from fixed sources of information in the universe, you will not see the real truth. Its time to step out of the box and onto Bataleon. Mooohhhahahahh I am going back to sleep that was a long mother of a question list ... i love it~!!!!!



